in which resa and i are bored at work

 me:  hey shawty

it's yuh birthday

 Theresa:  we gonna party like its my birthday?

 me:  gonna sip bacardi like it's your birthday

 Theresa:  oh

those are the words?

 me:  no you had yours right

that's the line that follows

i think

me:  oh here we are

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!

Theresa:  i know that song!

 me:  glad we figured that out. i don't know what i would have done with my life otherwise

it's FIDDY!

Theresa:  MISTER FIDDY!

 me:  yup, it is most definitely the wednesday before break